dnd
December 16th, 2008
My brother, trying to explain dungeons and dragons to my mother:
“It’s like telling a story, but it takes fucking ages.
So one nerd says, “Holy shit, there’s a big scary dragon over there!” and the next nerd says, “Well I’ll shove a rocket launcher up its arse,” but the first nerd says, “You can only shove a rocket launcher up its arse if you roll a six or more….nope, sorry, you’re dead.”
Then they wish they had friends.”
6 Responses to “dnd”
I don’t think there are rocket launchers in dnd, Annik .. I think it’s more old school than that .. at least this is what my nerdy husband tells me *eye roll* They slay dragons on bridges with fire and swords, THEN they die, THEN they wish they had friends
Man we had some of *those* guys at school – they used to sit on the steps of the library. The only problem was, they did have friends. It was a selective high – what can I say?
Jye and Nick are both *those* guys
@kahlee I know, I’m going to get in so much trouble for this.
I think our punishment will be them making US play. Or making them sandwiches while they play in the apartment when we want to be out buying shoes *scowl*
Well you need to play with friends.
There are a couple of role playing games with rocket launches, just not generally with dragons in the same game. But yes, no RPG’s in Dungeons & Dragons.
And all those kids grew up and become bloggers, some of the best story tellers for creative agencies, online producers, and the most famous: Vin Diesel.
You don’t fuck with Vinnie.
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