Boys are stupid (part 5)
May 8th, 2009
me: how long did it take you to get home from the farm?
ex-boyfriend: well I stopped for an hour at the pub, so I got home two hours later than if I’d driven straight through.
me: no, you would have been one hour later than if you’d driven straight through.
ex-boyfriend: nah, two hours. One for the time I stopped, and one for the distance I would have traveled if I hadn’t stopped.
me: that’s completely illogical, you weren’t moving backwards at the pub.
ex-boyfriend: what would you know? Women can’t drive for shit.
7 Responses to “Boys are stupid (part 5)”
He obviously thinks the way he drives – takes him twice as long to get where you already are!
I actually think the stupid boy is right. We should test this.
In a really twisted way, that almost makes sense..
Stupid boy leaves work @ 5pm and doesn’t stop – gets home @ 6pm.
Stupid boy leaves work @ 5pm – stops for one hour – gets home @ 7pm ..
Hey, I didn’t say he was right, but if you put yourself in a stupid boy’s head, you can almost see their “logic”
perhaps said pub was half an hour off the route home, hence the extra hour’s delay? I dunno, I think he’s probably just stupid.
I think it’s time to revisit the types of guys you date
I’m going to have to agree with Gavin there…
@ Gavin & Joel – in my defence, I was 18 and didn’t know any better.
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