The best break up ever

June 18th, 2009

The following is a text message conversation that occurred sometime during 2006.

Me: “If I had to give you awkward and unpleasant news, what would be your preferred mode of delivery?”

Boy: “Text is fine.”

Me: “I really don’t like you.”

Boy: “No worries.”

Awesome!

Comment by EmVicW on June 19th, 2009

Obviously you picked the right person to try that on! Noone’s ever appreciated my text-dumping!

Comment by Jessica on June 19th, 2009

That “No worries” is golden.
Such a relaxed response, like “Oh, fair enough.”

Comment by passerby on June 20th, 2009

Ahah, the Australian breakup.

“She’ll be right mate!”

I actually wish I’d had this used on me, face to face breakups can be awkward as an elephant on a tricycle.

Comment by Omegatron on June 22nd, 2009

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