The best break up ever
June 18th, 2009
The following is a text message conversation that occurred sometime during 2006.
Me: “If I had to give you awkward and unpleasant news, what would be your preferred mode of delivery?”
Boy: “Text is fine.”
Me: “I really don’t like you.”
Boy: “No worries.”
4 Responses to “The best break up ever”
Awesome!
Obviously you picked the right person to try that on! Noone’s ever appreciated my text-dumping!
That “No worries” is golden.
Such a relaxed response, like “Oh, fair enough.”
Ahah, the Australian breakup.
“She’ll be right mate!”
I actually wish I’d had this used on me, face to face breakups can be awkward as an elephant on a tricycle.
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