How great I am at making a whole room of people uncomfortable

July 1st, 2009

Friend #1: So, any goss?

Friend #2: Jennifer Chapman from school is engaged.

Me: Who the hell would marry that piece of shit?

Moment of silence.

Friend #1: You’re kind of a bitch when you’re stoned.

Me: So’s your face. Fuck you. I’m going home.

Hooray!

Comment by Bort on July 1st, 2009

People can’t be held responsible for the things they say whilst stoned.

Comment by Penny on July 3rd, 2009

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