I got tagged to do some crappy survey that will provide meaningful insights into my personality

Thanks a pantload, Niki.

What is your current obsession?
There are a few: the new Karnivool album, mini-muffins, trying not to sleep on my stomach, and slowly but steadily ploughing through the white section of my mother’s wine rack.

Coffee or tea?
Soy flat whites, always.

What’s for dinner?
Beer, and possibly Matt Corby.

What was the last thing you bought?
A packet of cigarettes, a box of tampons, sugar-free strawberry Strepsils and a can of soup.

What are you listening to right now?
DJ Shadow.

What is your favorite ice-cream flavor?
I fucking hate these kinds of questions. Honestly. Are you ever going to go out and buy me an ice cream? No. I’m a girl, I don’t eat ice cream, I am constantly dieting and the guilt of eating ice cream is never worth the taste of the actual ice cream itself, no matter what fucking flavour it is, so go eat a dick.

What is your favorite colour?
Colours are entirely meaningless to me. I do not feel positively or negatively towards any of them. Analyse that.

What is your favorite piece of clothing in your wardrobe?
My Super Ted hoodie. Because people always say “Is that? Is it….IS THAT SUPER TED?”

What is your dream job?
To be paid to write, but only about myself.

How many times do you press the snooze button before you get up?
I never figured out how to do this on my iPhone, then by the time I have put the timer on for 15 minutes I’m usually awake enough to just haul arse out of bed anyway and get on with my miserable day.