Boys are stupid (part 6)
When I was 19, my friend and I went on a summer roadtrip to Coolangatta to blow off some steam before going back to uni. We did all the usual touristy crap, got sunburnt and bought stuff from a 12 year old street kid in Nimbin, etc, and wound down on our last night by drinking vodka in a seedy bar up the road from our hotel. We got talking to some of the locals, and when we eventually made tracks, one of them followed me outside.
“Hey, do you want to come back to my place?” he asked.
“Oh, no thanks,” I said.
“Well can I come back to your hotel?” he tried.
“No, I don’t think so,” I said, “Not really. No.”
“I’m not going to lie,” he continued, “I don’t want to watch tv or talk or anything. I just want to have sex with you.”
“Yes, I realise that,” I said, “I’m leaving now.”
“Okay…” he said, “But you should know that when I get home, I’m going to think about you while I masturbate.”
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7 Responses to “Boys are stupid (part 6)”
- if i wasn’t a boy, i would agree that would all suck. but alas, i am. the French have some expression, and just so you know i don’t like citing the French for any other reason than the fact that they have good sexual insights and commentary: “with your penis behind your ear”. he would have gone home with his penis behind his ear… then in his hand, i’m guessing. nice one, again.
@Robbie – I think this is the point when I should disclose that I am part-French
They come up with all the romantic phrases!
Well, at least he was polite. Indeed, he was honest and forthright – are these not considered good manners any more?
Be reasonable … what else is there to do after the pub shuts? Bush whacking, whacking whacking.
How selfish of you!
@Fletch – I must admit, I did appreciate his honesty…
@Laurel – I don’t know what he ended up doing, but he was probably too drunk for most things.
we men have some stamina.
i have to admit, Annik, though their is no blood in me, i have lived on French soil for some time. hence, Verlan Press.
good writing.
@Robbie – I’m jealous of your living on french soil. Will check out Verlan Press – looks interesting!
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