Lessons in sarcasm
August 5th, 2009
When I was in kindergarten, my parents were trying to teach me the concept of sarcasm. One day we were all in the car and my father pulled up at a set of lights.
“Oh boy, traffic!” he cried, glancing at me in the rearview mirror. “I just love traffic. Traffic is my favourite thing ever!”
My mother turned around in the passenger seat so that she was facing me. “Neeky,” she said. “What is Daddy being right now?”
I hesitated, uncertain, and glanced at my brother before turning back to Mum.
“A dickhead?” I guessed.
3 Responses to “Lessons in sarcasm”
Haha! Love it!
That will teach your Dad for not using a better example of sarcasm
Awesome! I laughed pretty hard when I read that.
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