10 stages of drankage
August 11th, 2009
Drink #1: Well maybe just one...
Drink #2: Whose child is this? Get rid of it.
Drink #3: Just want to kiss a Canadian.
Drink #4: I'm depressed. Get away from me. Order me another jug of sangria.
Drink #5: I think there might be hair growing on my arm. WAX IT.
Drink #6: Humping people in the backyard.
Drink #7: Safety first! Love seat belts. BYO doona in the back.
Drink #8: Hand me the fucking microphone. I'm going to sing Total Eclipse of the Heart to a room full of sober people. Then I'm going to walk 4km home playing Crowded House on speaker on my iPhone and crying.
Drink #9: I will never recover the memory of this photo being taken. Or anything else that occurred that afternoon.
Drink #10: I am not even wearing my own clothing at this point.
8 Responses to “10 stages of drankage”
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That is all.
I was so hoping drinks 8-10 would be inappropriate nudity in front of old people.
Don’t judge me.
Not hard to tell which 2 of your posters have been hard at work today.. *cough*andy and I who by interesting co-incidence is also an andrew*cough*
Yes I have rather long cough, no it’s not swineflu.
I had the swine flu a couple of weeks ago.
No connection
Drink #10: By far the greatest Hoodie I have ever seen in my life!
G1 Transformers for life!
@Andy – you had swine flu? Seriously? Gross. Who gave it to you? Was it the new receptionist?
@omegatron – Andrew is the most common name ever known to man. I went to highschool with 11 Andrew’s. No joke.
@Youseph – it is a pretty cool hoodie huh.. It wasn’t mine, but I did purchase it for someone else (then steal it.)
@annik – yea it was carnage, it feels like you’ve got the crap beaten out of you, but all you want to do is sleep.
I don’t know who gave it to me, but at least it wasn’t aids
Drink Number #5 made me laugh.
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