Ask Elton

Below is a list of questions that have appeared in my search terms. Obviously these people need answers, and fast. Luckily, I am here to help, and I have thoroughly researched every issue dealt with below.

If you have a question you’d like to ask Elton, you can leave it as a comment or email it to askelton [at] annikskelton.com

Q. what happens on contiki
Q. what ahppens on contiki
Q. what happens on a contiki tour
Q. what happens on contiki tours

A. Drinking, sexual intercourse with strangers, some sight-seeing, usually a few muggings/assaults/thefts, loads of fun, but mostly just drinking. You will break your liver.

Q. breast implants and need my wisdom teeth out?

A. I’m not really sure I understand the question, but I don’t think having fake boobs will interfere with any dental surgery you may require.

Q. can i get panadeine forte for wisdom teeth

A. You sure as shit can. You probably won’t need your full prescription though, so you should send the leftovers my way once you’ve healed.

Q. can i have sex on contiki tour

A. Yes, you can, and you will. Probably more than once.

Q. can i wear makeup for my wisdom teeth removal?

A. I don’t see why not. However, when you wake up smacked-out after your general, with no idea where the fuck you are and a mouth full of bloody gauze, I don’t think a little eyeliner is going to be enough to make you look remotely attractive.

Q. contiki boring?

A. Only if you don’t like drinking.

Q. contiki for idiots?

A. Definitely.

Q. do you have to wear a medical gown to get your wisdom teeth removed?

A. Yes, you do. You’re allowed to wear underpants underneath though.

Q. does annik skelton like a tongue deep in her ass?

A. To be honest, this is something I have yet to experience in life, but I will keep you guys posted.

Q. getting my wisdom teeth pulled what’s the cocktail?

A. I’m no anesthesiologist so I can’t tell you the specific ingredients, but it tastes sweet and will fuck you sideways.

Q. how much will it cost to have my wisdom teeth removed?

A. I have no idea, because I’m a middle class white girl and my parents paid for my surgery. But I think it will set you back a few grand, unless you’re covered by private health insurance.

Q. how worried should i be about getting my wisdom teeth pulled

A. Not very. Unless you have some sort of eating competition planned for the day after.

Q. marry me, annik skelton?

A. No.

Q. my brother just fucked up his life what do i tell him

A. Once when I was having a bad day, a homeless person told me, “Hey, at least nobody dead.” If somebody is indeed dead, at least your brother can take comfort in the fact that it isn’t him.

Q. what do i have to do before getting my wisdom teeth out

A. Nothing. It’s an operation, not a job interview.

Q. what if pedafilia

A. This one is beyond me.

Q. what to do if i bang my teeth

A. If you want to be polite, at least buy them breakfast.

Q. what will my face look like after i have my wisdom teeth out

A. If you get put under, your face will swell up like a beach ball and you will look hideous. If they do it under a local, you will probably look pretty much the same but with gaping holes in your jaw.

Q. when do you pull out the wisdom tooth

A. I recommend you leave that to somebody professionally qualified to remove parts of your body, rather than doing it yourself.

Q. where is my wisdom teth

A. Usually located within the mouth, secured inside the gums.

Q. why can’t i fuck jennifer chapman?

A. One word: rohypnol.

Q. will annik skelton swallow my man juice

A. No.