Comments on: Just because your dad died, doesn’t mean I’ll go out with you

By: trAse

trAse — Sun, 06 Sep 2009 06:09:36 +0000

MY GOLDFISH DIED, GIVE ME A RIM JOB WHOREFACE.

By: Annik

Annik — Wed, 02 Sep 2009 00:54:18 +0000

@Jess – haha got it in one…

By: jessica wood

jessica wood — Wed, 02 Sep 2009 00:30:44 +0000

hahaha oh god… i think i know who that was about… i happened to date him post-dad-dying. and it didnt make him any more interesting.

By: Annik

Annik — Mon, 31 Aug 2009 23:12:04 +0000

@ambrosemrosie – I think you should start a blog called “Weird guys I have dated”

By: ambrosemrosie

ambrosemrosie — Mon, 31 Aug 2009 10:17:45 +0000

I only date weirdos, because I am terrifically bored by normal people … consequently, I have developed a reputation. Well, at least I have some stories. Last guy I dated was a porn addict!

By: Annik

Annik — Mon, 31 Aug 2009 06:15:46 +0000

@Brian – no chance. This was many moons ago…when I was eighteen.

By: Brian

Brian — Mon, 31 Aug 2009 05:45:18 +0000

You bitch!

You wouldn’t still have this guys number, would you?…

By: Annik

Annik — Mon, 31 Aug 2009 03:05:37 +0000

@Bort – you just need to go for the commitment-phobic types. Although, too late now.

@Zac – I know, right? I was sympathetic about the dad dying, but not enough to sleep with him.

By: Zac

Zac — Mon, 31 Aug 2009 02:16:40 +0000

Who pulls the deceased parent card to score poontang? Weak.

By: Not Bort

Not Bort — Mon, 31 Aug 2009 01:58:15 +0000

Why is it that the only women I ever met wanted CONVERSATION and no fooling around?!

Where were you when I was young and virile?!