Why I have low self-esteem (part three)

September 7th, 2009

Mum: Is that your new top?

Me: Yep. Like it?

Mum: It has horizontal stripes.

Me: Yeah, so?

Mum: You should wear vertical stripes, darling. They’re more slimming.

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5 Responses to “Why I have low self-esteem (part three)”

Hmm, maybe I should say that to @pharmasal as well. She wore a stripey top to Ben Folds last night. They were horizontal. No scratch that. Just like you she has no need of ‘slimming’ Whatever the fuck that means

Comment by franksting on September 7th, 2009

Ha! I refuse to wear anything with horizontal stripes ;)

Comment by kahlee on September 8th, 2009

A mutual love of @bortflancrest brought me to your blog. Love your blog. You can never be too neurotic IMHO. It’s a shame that you deleted Austin the English Wanker from your Facebook friends. I’d love to laugh at him with you for many years to come. We Scots are vindictive like that.

Comment by Gabfran on September 8th, 2009

@Gabfran – thanks for visiting! @bortflancrest is actually my biological father. Not really, but he is. I think Austin has probably been hit by a bus by now, if all my prayers and feng shui have anything to do with it…

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