STOP EVERYTHING YOU ARE DOING.
It has just come to my attention that cats can be trained to defecate in a human toilet. Some even wipe and flush after the deed. I have not done anything since discovering this except watched videos of cats pooping in toilet bowls over and over. Here are some of my favourites.
This little fella gets a bit of stage fright to begin with, but once he gets past the mental barrier, it’s all over. He is very tidy and cleans up after himself too.
This is Chemo. I like the way he maintains eye contact with the audience while he is performing. It’s important to connect with people.
Here we have a rare savannah cat pooping into the can. She doesn’t flush, but her family probably has a butler to do that for her.
Please meet Stanley. He is still learning about appropriate paper-to-poop ratio, but you have to give him credit for effort.