Conversations with my mother: part six
September 24th, 2009
My brother recently ripped out his shower while he was drunk and as a result, I now have to share my bathroom with him and everyone he has sex with. I complained about this to my mother and she told me that I needed to learn how to share.
Me: Like the Aborigines?
Mum: What?
Me: Collective ownership of property. Plus hardships. Everybody knows that, read a fucking book.
Mum: Why are you even still living here?

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