Fun with junkies

September 29th, 2009

The following audio and transcript comes courtesy of Jayphen. It was recorded on a Thursday afternoon express train to Hornsby. Just an average day for CityRail, really.

Warning: you may be disturbed by what you are about to hear.

 

junkie.mp3

 

transit officer: there’s no need to talk like that

junkie: HOW DID I BRK ER 3 EGG? 3 EGG? EDGAR? IN A FUCKEN BAG? NOT IN DIS BAG. NOTHA BAG

transit officer: watch your language

junkie: TWO HANDGUNS AND A TASER GUN!!!

transit officer: we haven’t got anything

junkie: IN DEE OTHER BAG, YA CLOWN!

Pause

junkie: YOU WANNA BE CAREFUL WITH ME

transit officer: I’ll keep that in mind

junkie: OOOUHH! YOU’LL WANNA!

Pause

junkie: WITH PLEASHHAAA

transit officer: we’ll get off here for a second and we can work something out

 

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5 Responses to “Fun with junkies”

Noooiiiiceee..!! probably something im related to somehow.. lol. I hate my disgusted extended family.

Comment by DaLzz on September 29th, 2009

sounds like my neighbour. living so close to kings cross has its perks

Comment by sarah hannah on September 29th, 2009

That is the most amazing soundbite.
Sounds like Maylands train station.

Comment by Jimmy Hats on October 1st, 2009

That is the most amazing soundbite.
Sounds like Maylands train station.

Comment by EM on October 6th, 2009

My cock. Her mouth.

I need the location, please.

Comment by Big Ramifications on October 20th, 2009

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