The following audio and transcript comes courtesy of Jayphen. It was recorded on a Thursday afternoon express train to Hornsby. Just an average day for CityRail, really.
Warning: you may be disturbed by what you are about to hear.
transit officer: there’s no need to talk like that
junkie: HOW DID I BRK ER 3 EGG? 3 EGG? EDGAR? IN A FUCKEN BAG? NOT IN DIS BAG. NOTHA BAG
transit officer: watch your language
junkie: TWO HANDGUNS AND A TASER GUN!!!
transit officer: we haven’t got anything
junkie: IN DEE OTHER BAG, YA CLOWN!
junkie: YOU WANNA BE CAREFUL WITH ME
transit officer: I’ll keep that in mind
junkie: OOOUHH! YOU’LL WANNA!
junkie: WITH PLEASHHAAA
transit officer: we’ll get off here for a second and we can work something out