Mum: How come there’s no “Level 5″ on that sign? Why does it go straight from “Level 4″ to “Level 6″?
Me: I don’t know.
Mum: Maybe it’s a secret?
Me: Maybe it’s the building manager’s office.
Mum: Maybe it’s like the train to Hogwarts, you know how it leaves from platform eight-and-three-quarters? Or was it nine-and-three-quarters? Do you remember which one it was?
Me: I don’t read shitty books.
Mum: That’s not helpful…