Elevator talk with my mother

October 1st, 2009

Mum: How come there’s no “Level 5″ on that sign? Why does it go straight from “Level 4″ to “Level 6″?

Me: I don’t know.

Mum: Maybe it’s a secret?

Me: Maybe it’s the building manager’s office.

Mum: Maybe it’s like the train to Hogwarts, you know how it leaves from platform eight-and-three-quarters? Or was it nine-and-three-quarters? Do you remember which one it was?

Me: I don’t read shitty books.

Mum: That’s not helpful…

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9 Responses to “Elevator talk with my mother”

No “Being John Malkovich” reference?

Comment by Not Bort on October 1st, 2009

I have no idea what you are talking about.

Comment by Annik on October 1st, 2009

Comment by Not Bort on October 1st, 2009

BIT HARSH ON YOUR MUM.. QUITE LIKE HER CHAT

Comment by J2theD on October 1st, 2009

Please tell your mum that it was Platform Nine and Three Quarters.

Thanks.

Comment by Brian on October 1st, 2009

@Bort – I’ve seen the film. I just didn’t understand your reference, as usual.

Comment by Annik on October 1st, 2009

@J2theD – I’ll hook you up then.

@Brian – thank you for clarifying that. I’ll notify the appropriate parties.

Comment by Annik on October 1st, 2009

I’d be careful enquiring about the unadvertised level… a similar thing happened in smallville and trust me, you dont wanna end up on level 33.1!

Comment by Jessica on October 2nd, 2009

i love the way the story of Smallville is presented on TV~*~

Comment by Ella Walker on October 6th, 2010

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