Dude in bathroom: Did you know there’s some sort of…Twitter gathering here tonight?
Girl in bathroom: Yeah! I did pick up on that.
DIB: It’s so weird.
GIB: Wait.. what’s Twitter?
DIB: Fucked if I know.
Me: Twitter is a micro-blogging and social networking service where users can post updates using 140 characters or less.
GIB: Who said that?