Me, attempting to introduce people at SHTBOX (after 8 or 9 drinks)

October 12th, 2009

This is Heather; she was rejected from Masterchef.

This is Paul; he’s fabulous and he speaks to blind people.

This is Joel; he’s just had his hair cut.

This is Zoe; she works at…wait, where do you work? I just realised I don’t know anything about you.

This is Julia; she’s Greek.

This is Leo; he surfs and he writes a great blog and he loves his wife. What? No, your WIFE.

This is Lynette; her hair smells amazing and she is taking me to lunch next week. Smell her hair. Go on.

This is Mick; he likes metal, as in the music.

This is Ben; he’s a writer, or a journalist, or something.

This is Peter; he’s an arsehole.

This is Scott; he’s from Scotland and he has a silly accent.

This is Cathy; she’s awesome as shit.

This is…hang on, I have no idea who that is, walk away, just go.

This is Jess; HR.

This is Mandi; I just met her and she told me something about drawers. I think I like her. I think I like her a lot. Hey, can you get me a beer? I ran out of money.

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5 Responses to “Me, attempting to introduce people at SHTBOX (after 8 or 9 drinks)”

you have such a gift, annik. don’t ever change.

Comment by heather ann snodgrass on October 12th, 2009

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Love it. We are an eclectic bunch.

Comment by Tiphereth Gloria on October 12th, 2009

“This is Ben. Guess his age. I need to know! *RAGE*”

Comment by Ben Grubb on October 17th, 2009

Wow its just like I was there. I feel like my friends are famous. Thank you.

Comment by EmVicW on November 10th, 2009

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