Orthopaedic shoe inserts

October 26th, 2009

Orthopaedic shoe inserts are potentially the biggest scam of the twenty-first century.

Introduced at the beginning of the new millennium and hailed as the western-world’s answer to childhood obesity, impotence, and red licorice, orthopaedic shoe inserts cost $4,000 each and can result in death.

You should not use orthopaedic shoe inserts if you are French or pregnant.

This is why:

 

BEFORE

BEFORE

 

AFTER

AFTER

 

AFTER A LOT

AFTER A LOT

 

GOOD GOD, THERE ARE CHILDREN IN THE AUDIENCE

GOOD GOD, THERE ARE CHILDREN IN THE AUDIENCE

 

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8 Responses to “Orthopaedic shoe inserts”

Oh wow. That picture is disgusting. Horrible.
You should be ashamed of including it.
I feel ill.
I mean, the shirt… the smugness… the face.

Comment by Leo on October 26th, 2009

That last picture was entirely uncalled for, young lady. Couldn’t you have found something more suitable on, say, rotten.com?

Comment by Tom on October 26th, 2009

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Comment by Tweets that mention Neekersneakers » Orthopaedic shoe inserts -- Topsy.com on October 26th, 2009

Frankly, I was most disturbed. I mean, seriously…

Red toenails? Yerk.

Comment by Shane on October 26th, 2009

Is that a tree in the background?

…

Seriously, what the fuck is that?

Comment by Nick on October 26th, 2009

Dude

I’m eating over here

Comment by ambrosemrosie on October 27th, 2009

Has anyone tried chicken feet?

Not that bad..

Comment by andy on October 27th, 2009

It is very terrible. Everyone must be aware of this. There must be a shoe inserts that would not cause like this. Thanks for the blog.

Comment by Zane on May 23rd, 2012

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