Mum: What are you doing?
Me: It’s hot.
Mum: You can’t just walk around the house in your underwear.
Me: Why not?
Mum: Because my ladies group from church is coming over in half an hour.
Me: They’ll love it.
Mum: No, they will not.
Me: But I’m made in God’s image and shit.
Mum: Either put on some pants or leave.