Search terms containing my name (p.s. I’m seriously not gay. And I’m not short. Fuck you.)

annik skelton keeps her boobs in tupperware containers at night. keeps em fresh

annik skelton queening me.

annik skelton should post more pictures of kittens. i like kittens. they’re cute. unlike me. now i’m sad

if annik skelton isn’t a lesbian what is she?

i googled annik skelton and all i got was this book about dudes with no balls

i hope annik skelton doesn’t think less of me because i enjoy googling her name

i will name my first born son annik skelton

the incredibly pretentious and unfunny annik skelton (editor’s note: fuck you)

“annik skelton” but we want you to be a lesbian

annik skelton reads pigs dont fly dot com

i am training to be a nurse so i can sponge bath annik skelton when she is 80

i read annik skelton’s blog and all i got was this quote

annik is gay

annik porn

annik skelton a friend to the poor?

annik skelton as interesting as paint drying (editor’s note: fuck you as well)

annik skelton is a closet nerd and everyone knows it

annik skelton is in lesbian denial

annik skelton licks mouse corpses

annik skelton might be satan – how can i tell?

annik skelton rides the whore bus

annik skelton should really get back to work

annik skelton should stop being soft and drink at daves party

annik skelton sold her soul to agency land and all i got was… well i got fuck all really. damn.

annik skelton treat you can eat between meals without ruining your appetite

i really want annik skelton to come to my birthday party, love dave

i searched for annik skelton and all i got was this lousy website

i want to make hot girl love to annik skelton

i want to marry annik skelton

sponge skelton parts

the mouse corpse licked by annik skelton was actually a lemur

why can’t i see annik skelton in daylight?

would annik skelton ever get trapped in a sleeping bag?

annik skelton can’t save you now

annik skelton got me pregnant then never returned my calls

annik skelton is a hot piece of pie

annik skelton is gay

annik skelton is pretty short, but that’s cool i guess

annik skelton is the purple teletubby

annik skelton looks like she would wear the pants

annik skelton once shot a midget. true story.

annik skelton provides tutelage to infants

annik skelton should read the bible to me by candlelight

annik sklton stop twitter time

annik skelton wants to fly kites but can’t owing to a congential defect

cheering up annik skelton with rubbish search terms

i met annik skelton once at the pub. she smiled, shook my hand and politely introduced herself. we didn’t speak again. i suspect i was too drunk to make conversation at the time. true story.

i want to snort cocaine from annik skelton’s big black cock

i went to annik skelton and all i got was this fucking search term

what is annik skelton really searching for?

when i think about annik skelton i touch myself

when the sun doth explode on annik skelton

when will annik skelton come to canberra?

when will annik skelton transform into a semi deified being?