Andre’s monologue

November 30th, 2009

“Hey are you going to Big Day Out next year? I wouldn’t miss it for anything. I wouldn’t miss it if my own mother died. You should come, we’re all going. You probably don’t want to hang around me too much though because I’m kind of embarrassing. You know how at every festival, there’s that one dude who’s taken acid and dingoes and smoked a spliff, and he’s lurching around the dance floor, leaning on strangers, and everyone’s all DUDE, ARE YOU OKAY? because he’s turned completely grey and can’t speak and looks like he died three days ago? That’s me. I’m that guy. Pass me the ashtray?”

You can read more about Andre at ilivewithcrazypeople

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3 Responses to “Andre’s monologue”

just told andre about this. he asked me “do i give monologues?” he honestly doesnt realise that every 10 minutes he suddenly gives a long pointless rant about his opinion on something.

Comment by Megan on November 30th, 2009

The monologues are probably his greatest personal asset. He could save them up and do a one man show in a few years. I’d pay at least $10 to see it.

Comment by Annik on December 1st, 2009

Now I want to go to BDO with Andre instead of Ben and Harry.

Comment by Ceri on January 12th, 2010

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