Conversations with arseholes (part 1)
December 2nd, 2009
Arsehole: Why won’t you go out with me?
Me: You’re coming on a little too strong.
Arsehole: What do you mean?
Me: Well.. it’s like when a cat is trying to sneak up on a bird. If the cat runs up to the bird, making lots of noise and sudden movements, then the bird will get scared and fly away before the cat makes it within a five metre radius. But if the cat moves towards the bird slowly and quietly, one step at a time, eventually it might be able to sit right next to the bird.
Arsehole: I don’t understand.
Me: I’m the bird.
Arsehole: Do you have any hot friends?
9 Responses to “Conversations with arseholes (part 1)”
Mmm, he sounds dreamy.
There’s a man drought. Stop being choosy and start being grateful.
@Brian – you can have him.
@Sari – that is the worst advice ever!!
The people who comment on your blog sound dangerously desperate, Annik.
My advice – Lower your standards and increase your averages
Its been 6 days, man! I’m having withdrawls!!
@Joel: I resent that. I’m not desperate!
P.S. Are you single?
@Sari – Joel is a massive faggot, don’t listen to him.
the lesson I got from this was to stay away from cats
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