Conversations with arseholes (part 1)

December 2nd, 2009

Arsehole: Why won’t you go out with me?

Me: You’re coming on a little too strong.

Arsehole: What do you mean?

Me: Well.. it’s like when a cat is trying to sneak up on a bird. If the cat runs up to the bird, making lots of noise and sudden movements, then the bird will get scared and fly away before the cat makes it within a five metre radius. But if the cat moves towards the bird slowly and quietly, one step at a time, eventually it might be able to sit right next to the bird.

Arsehole: I don’t understand.

Me: I’m the bird.

Arsehole: Do you have any hot friends?

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9 Responses to “Conversations with arseholes (part 1)”

Mmm, he sounds dreamy.

Comment by Brian on December 2nd, 2009

There’s a man drought. Stop being choosy and start being grateful.

Comment by Sari on December 2nd, 2009

@Brian – you can have him.

@Sari – that is the worst advice ever!!

Comment by Annik on December 2nd, 2009

The people who comment on your blog sound dangerously desperate, Annik.

Comment by Joel Pearson on December 4th, 2009

My advice – Lower your standards and increase your averages

Comment by andy on December 7th, 2009

Its been 6 days, man! I’m having withdrawls!!

Comment by Jessica on December 8th, 2009

@Joel: I resent that. I’m not desperate!

P.S. Are you single?

Comment by Sari on December 18th, 2009

@Sari – Joel is a massive faggot, don’t listen to him.

Comment by Annik on December 18th, 2009

the lesson I got from this was to stay away from cats

Comment by franksting on December 29th, 2009

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