Conversations with my mother: part nine

December 15th, 2009

Mum: How’s the new job going?

Me: Good.

Mum: Tell me something about it!

Me: Today I wrote a 30-second radio spot.

Mum: Wonderful! Did I ever tell you I used to write for radio?

Me: No.

Mum: I wrote a jingle for Mr Tickety’s Farm Hire. Mr Tickety’s a friend to you… Mr Tickety’s a friend to meeeeee….

Me: Please don’t sing it.

Mum: That was back when I was teaching in Moree.

Me: What station was it? One-oh-four-point-middle-of-fucking-nowhere? Redneck FM?

Dad: Haha!!

Mum: Don’t laugh at her, she’s nasty.

I have a diagnosis for your mum: Narcissistic Personality Disorder

Comment by Tiphereth on December 15th, 2009

I have a diagnosis for your dad: Awesome Personality Disorder.

Comment by ambrosemrosie on December 16th, 2009

ba dum chik

Comment by ambrosemrosie on December 16th, 2009

Your mum is like my mum, she has no idea what you do but she loves it.

Comment by pulp sarcasm on December 18th, 2009

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