Mum: We had this terrible incident at the hospital a few years ago… A woman who worked there part-time was going around stealing all the nurses’ purses and-
Me: Wait, hang on, the nurses’ purses?
Mum: Yeah, so?
Me: NURSES’ PURSES? That’s hilarious! It sounds like a shitty crime novel. Like, Nancy Drew and the Troubling Case of the Missing Nurses’ Purses. Haha!
Mum’s friend: So what happened then?
Me: Oh who cares. Let’s open another bottle of wine!