When to not use the phrase “So’s your face”
January 12th, 2010
Girl at campsite: Ah-CHOO!
Me: Bless you.
Girl: Thanks. My hayfever is sooo bad here.
Me: Would you care for an anti-histamine?
Girl: Oh yes please!
Me: I’ve got Telfast or Phenergan, take your pick.
Girl: Phernergan? You take Phernergan? That’s used to drug children, you know. It’s used to drug them, so that they can be kidnapped or something. It’s really dangerous.
Me: So’s your face.
7 Responses to “When to not use the phrase “So’s your face””
Are you sure that you aren’t Glaswegian? There are very few fights that cannot be picked with the careful use of ’so’s your face’. Another useful to use are ‘do ye wanta a picture?’ if you catch someone looking in your general direction.
My mum suggested i give Phernergan to my daughter to help us survive the long drive to Mt Gambier.
I politely declined.
Then she gave a few shots of Rescue Remedy to her dog.
Or the other classic response, ‘your mum’s dangerous’
I disagree, this is a perfect “So’s your face” opportunity. Don’t hold back.
@Gabfran – what does that mean? I can get bashed in Scotland? AWESOME
@Kristen – what’s wrong with drugging your children to make them sleep in the car?
@pulp – that’s like the follow up. I think the other person is meant to say “Your mum’s dangerous” and then I say “Your MUM’S FACE is dangerous!” then I win.
@Nick – I won’t!
This post was pretty shit. But I thought most of your other ones, the 15 or so that I read, were pretty fuckin’ funny. I definitely wanna teach a cat to shit in the toilet and I wish my parents had realised I was stoned on the many times I came home ripped and told them wildly embellished stories about what i’d been doing. I often wonder what it would have been like to get baked with my parents (it probably would have sucked, they still would have wanted to watch Heartbeat. cheers. (bookmarked and linked)
@Jonathan – so’s your face! Um thanks, I guess..
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