Lorikeets
January 21st, 2010
Lorikeets are horrible, horrible people and should not be trusted under any circumstances.
I saw some lorikeets once when I was a child, and then I fell off my rollerblades and chipped my four front teeth.
I also have a birth mark on my leg that looks like a pimple.
- “Hey Gary, want to have anal sex?”
My favourite rice crackers flavour is salt & vinegar, but not as many brands are making it lately. I am not sure why.
7 Responses to “Lorikeets”
A friend of mine had a mole in the fold of her chin. People (including her boyfriend of 3 years) thought it was a pimple. I did not. If I had I would have steamed & squeezed it for her. Surely anyone would do this for a friend?
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i really like this post, and i am not quite sure why.
@Gabfran – I think people should handle their own pimples, unless they don’t have hands.
@cat – it’s probably more reflective of my personality than the other posts.
both of those lorikeets looks pretty keen for the anal sex!
This post made me contemplate for 4 minutes how birds have sex and the logistics involved.
Thank you kindly
Bless you, Neeks. Thanks for reminding me of the important things:
http://www.fupenguin.com/2009/11/dont-even-think-about-trying-to-sneak.html
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