If you can’t speak English, just copy/paste movie synopses into personal messages & send them to Australian people you met three years ago

February 1st, 2010

Richard was a member of a Contiki tour group my friend Keira and I belonged to during July 2007. When we caught a ferry from Athens to Mykonos, Richard bought a T-shirt with a giant penis on it that said “Give us a kiss!” and he waved to children. One night, he got really wasted and sang karaoke, emptying an entire bar of tourists in 4.5 seconds flat.

These are his stories:

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5 Responses to “If you can’t speak English, just copy/paste movie synopses into personal messages & send them to Australian people you met three years ago”

Richard sounds like he knows how to whisper sweet nothings to a woman. How is this man still single?

Comment by Sari on February 1st, 2010

amazing!

Comment by J2theD on February 1st, 2010

I would lie in bed with him all day while he whispers the synopsis of Zombieland into my ear, over and over again.

Comment by Brian on February 1st, 2010

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You made me do the snort & laugh thing. Have to wipe my computer screen now.

Comment by Kristen on February 5th, 2010

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