Conversations with my housemates

February 12th, 2010

I live with two boys. They can be quite offensive.

Him: You smell nice.
Me: Thanks!
Him: Yeah… you smell like.. what’s that stuff that you can spray in the toilet after you take a shit?
Me: This is my favourite perfume.
Him: Yeah, like toilet cleaner.

Him: You don’t want there to be any sexual tension amongst housemates. You just don’t want that drama. You should live with people you’re not at all attracted to.
Me: Yeah, totally.
Him: Well that’s the main reason I moved in with you, anyway.

Him: Oh sorry, I should have told you I’d be having friends over.
Me: Why do I need to know that?
Him: Because then you could have put on nicer clothes.

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4 Responses to “Conversations with my housemates”

Perfect moment for “So’s your face.”

Comment by Sari on February 12th, 2010

Hah. These posts are going to rival ilivewithcrazypeople, I can just tell.

Comment by Ceri on February 12th, 2010

@Sari – true…

@Ceri – except I live in a (mostly) drug free house

Comment by Annik on February 12th, 2010

I love this.

Comment by 0blivia on February 14th, 2010

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