Some more conversations with my housemates

February 26th, 2010

 

Him: You think I’m some sort of golden goose? That I will just offer you a silver platter of men to bone your way through?
Me: I don’t really think that’s how the story went.
Him: Fuck you.

 

Him: I just don’t understand why anyone would want you.

 

Him: Do you want to go to the pub?
Me: It’s Monday.
Him: I know, but I get bored in the mornings. Usually I just masturbate on your bed and then get ready for work.

 

Him: I think we can all agree that the only real use for the internet is looking at pictures of posh furniture. And porn.

 

Him: We all have the stupidest jobs. We possess no real valuable skills. If we got stranded on an island, we would just sit on the beach and die.
 

 

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6 Responses to “Some more conversations with my housemates”

You should charge admission.

Either that, or start a @shitmyhousematesays

I’d suggest you do that now.

Comment by oggsie on February 26th, 2010

Yep. That’s definitely Dan. Such a charmer.

Comment by Luke on February 26th, 2010

Oh but we <3 him.

Comment by Annik on February 26th, 2010

I haven’t heard ‘bone’ used in a sentence for a while… it’s like the rebirth of ‘rad’

Comment by pulp sarcasm on March 1st, 2010

Neek, see the date on your last post? Want to know how many times I’ve blogged in to see the same post hanging around like a bad smell on the top of the page? SIX! Write a new one!! I’m having DTs!

Comment by Jessica on March 3rd, 2010

Do YOU bone the guys? I thought they boned you. Oh, I’m so confused.

Comment by Sari on March 19th, 2010

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