Conversations with Rosh

March 31st, 2010

Rosh is my housemate’s friend’s housemate. He likes to pump.

The second time I met him…
Rosh: Hey, babe. *moves in to kiss*
Me: What are you doing?
Rosh: I thought you wanted to make out?
Me: Do you even remember my name?
Rosh: No…
Me: It’s Annik.
Rosh: Well that’s just stupid.

One night at the pub…
Rosh: Do you want to make out later tonight?
Me: No.
Rosh: Okay, just checking.

Optimistic Rosh
Me: What was the best night of your life?
Rosh: I dunno. It could be tonight!

Another night at the pub…
Rosh: Hey, how are you?
Me: Good, yeah.
Rosh: *moves in to kiss*
Me: Wtf are you doing?
Rosh: Shit, sorry, I thought that was a green light.

As we are getting ready to go out, approx 7pm on a Sunday night…
Ryan: Why are you bringing sunnies, man?
Rosh: Just in case I end up in a day club.

Romantic Rosh
Me: How exactly does your brain work?
Rosh: I don’t know. I just fuck chicks.

As we are walking to the Columbian…
Rosh: If any gay guys hit on me tonight, you have to make out with me.
Me: No, I don’t.
Rosh: Okay, just checking.

When I sent him this blog post for proof-reading…
Rosh: Does this mean you have a crush on me?
Me: No.
Rosh: Okay, just checking.

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7 Responses to “Conversations with Rosh”

Well, at least you always know where you stand…?

Comment by Sketchy Fletchy on March 31st, 2010

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Comment by Tweets that mention Neekersneakers » Conversations with Rosh -- Topsy.com on March 31st, 2010

If I was Rosh. I would think u had a crush on me.

Comment by Stanmore Phoenix on March 31st, 2010

I’m finding Rosh incredibly attractive.

Comment by Brian on March 31st, 2010

@Brian – I could introduce you, if you like?

Comment by Annik on April 1st, 2010

I’m sensing you’re in there. Hi-five!

Comment by Natalie on April 4th, 2010

Rosh sounds hell.

Please high 5 him for me.

Comment by Dave on April 6th, 2010

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