Conversations with @iamnotmatt

May 11th, 2010

Me: One of my friends bought an egg.
Matt: What’s that?
Me: It’s like a vibrator, but you can put the whole thing inside you.
Matt: Like a sexy tampon?
Me: No.

Matt: *laughs*
Me: Did you just remember one of my jokes?
Matt: *dirty look*

Matt: Do you want a lift to work in the morning?
Me: No thanks. My only exercise these days is walking to work. And fucking.
Matt: Wow.

Matt: I like a girl with a bit of meat on her bones.
Me: Think very hard about what you say next.
Matt: I mean, I like you.
Me: Just stop talking.
Matt: But I was being nice?
Me: Shut up.

Me: Be careful with that guitar. It’s worth more than you…
Matt: *dirty look*
Me: …to me.

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5 Responses to “Conversations with @iamnotmatt”

Matt: I like a girl with a bit of meat on her bones.
Me: Think very hard about what you say next.
Matt: I mean, I like you.
Me: Just stop talking.
Matt: But I was being nice?
Me: Shut up.

LOVE IT. LOVE IT. LOVE IT.
So many guys fall into that hole.
Dig up! Dig up!

Comment by Beth on May 11th, 2010

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Comment by Tweets that mention Neekersneakers » Conversations with @iamnotmatt -- Topsy.com on May 11th, 2010

I love that last one… you’re a hilarious girlfriend!!

Comment by Jessica on May 11th, 2010

Thanks Jess :P

Comment by Annik on May 11th, 2010

You rock. BTW boyfriend was reading your blog last night and said “Rosh is funny, I bet he gets a lot”. I may be doomed.

Comment by Aleisha McCormack on May 11th, 2010

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