Who invited Corey Worthington?
in my room there are three shoes and a witchery mens jacket.
also there should be a blue umbrella and a hat somewhere (from my friends who’ve lost them).
“somebody pooped in our bin”
sounds like an awesome party…
Main Concern. Someone drank your vodka.
Second main concern hopefully the whole poop in the Bin and the fingerless gloves dont go together
Otherthan a good sounding party… I’m quite concerned ONLY half the vodka was downed! Vodka is the best mixer – it goes with anything
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No condoms – anywhere?! Bloody hell. Here was me thinking that you didn’t need any old fogeys at the party. Clearly you do.
In my opinion this was all the work of one person.
Someone who had a vicious fight with your goldfish, breaking the bannister and somehow the garage door (In the midst of this they somehow lost their fingerless gloves). After having killed the goldfish they wiped off all the blood with the four towels then skulled some vodka to take off the edge, which resulted in them vomiting all over the bathroom. While trying to clean the bathroom they thought it might be funny to draw a toothpaste penis on the cupboard doors, and they were right. After all the alcohol they drank to get in this state they were too drunk to find their way back to the bathroom to take a much needed turd, so dropped one off in the bin. Then after having recovered enough they decided to leave and on the way out stole your birthday book so they could remember the night… Or try to remember it, to be honest they probably don’t even remember the party and are wondering where the fuck they scored this book from.
That has to be exactly how it wen’t down. I’m like fucking Sherlock Holmes in here.
I can’t believe four towels were needed to clean up one goldfish’s blood
Sounds like the party was a great success.
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