Vote for me in the King of Fruit competition so I can win a year’s supply of pineapples
I usually try to avoid using my blog for “commercial” purposes, not wanting to taint it with Adwords or furniture ads (but do have exclusive and charming carspace for rent near Sydney CBD for $70 p/week, inquire within.)
However, something very important has come up.
I need a year’s supply of pineapples.
Long-time readers will know I like two things in life: fat cats and fruit.
My idiot housemate is allergic so I need the pineapples.
I know there are a lot of “causes” around that you could devote yourselves to, but please put your heart in the right place.
If we win, we will have some sort of cocktail party where you should all dress up as pineapples and bring your own liquor and we’ll put it in a glass for you with a slice of pineapple and then drink some for ourselves.
The cheerleading team
The free pineapples (#disclosure)
The free hat (#transparency)
Last time I saw something like this, it was in my friend's mum's bedroom drawer.
Special delivery for notleks Kinna
I need to beat some food blogger called Not Quite Nigella. So I created something pretty special.
It’s called “Pure Hawaii”. Here is the recipe.
I think you will all agree it is worthy of first place. Maybe not in the competition, but in our hearts.
Pure Hawaii
So....pure...
It looks so good
Vote for my amazing recipe HERE.
I will love you and/or your vote.
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21 Responses to “Vote for me in the King of Fruit competition so I can win a year’s supply of pineapples”
Whatever crack you are smoking, it makes you funny. One vote.
Voted!
BAHAHAHAHA. Done and Done. Plus i threatened to break body parts of others if they didnt vote
I voted solely because you are my friend. Otherwise, your recipe looks pretty gross.
you get my vote!
I nearly weed myself laughing. I wonder if Lorraine (NQN) knows what she’s up against
You crack me up, as always. Voted.
Yes, for you.
Fuck you, Jess.
The rest of you are so invited to the pineapple party!!!
<3 yall
If I vote, and you win, will you post me a pineapple?
The other day, I ate a duck curry out of a pineapple.
Does that qualify as a vote?
gra·tu·i·tous
2. being without apparent reason, cause, or justification.
ie. I have gratutiously voted for you.
Nothing personal. It just sucked a little bit. I’m still coming to the party though… one way or another!
For voting and for “encouraging” others to vote I expect an airfare paid to sydney to be able to partake in said pineapple party.
That is all.
A worth cause!
Voted.
That was supposed to read “worthy”, not “worth”.
P.S. I love the picture of you in the hat. I’m going to make that my desktop background.
I believe Pineapples are the undisputed kings of the fruit world and that makers of such metro-sexual beverages (the infamous pineapple breezer) should properly test a drink by passing its entire contents out of a nasal passage a 3am in the comfort of a taxi. Yes. I voted for your delicious recipe, Good Luck!
So in an attempt to make your worthy pineapple appeal international, I’ve put this on Twitter and Facebook and had some God loving photo-comp fantatic (http://twitter.com/Chuksxp) contact me as a result.
Does this mean I get a pineapple slice sent via airmail if you win?
A year’s supply of pineapples would be a dream come true for me! A modest dream, but a delicious one.
So I have voted for you, that I may live vicariously thorough you if you should win.
I tried making this for 17 people on the weekend.
Didn’t get past the 34 beers.
Fun, though.
You guys all ROCK.
xoxoxox
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