Conversations at a strip club

October 6th, 2010

Old man at bar: I saw you at the races today!
Me: I don’t think so.
Old man: Yes, I did. You were serving chips.
Me: Actually, that’s impossible, because today I was at home playing Goldeneye.
Friend: I can’t tell which one of you is the bigger loser right now.

Friend: Why do they always put the fat girls behind the bar?
Me: I don’t know, but every bartender in here just heard you say that.

Me: Do you guys take EFTPOS?
Bartender: No.
Me: Do you have an ATM?
Bartender: No.
Me: What kind of a strip club doesn’t have an ATM?
Bartender: There’s one just outside.
Me: Good. I’ll withdraw giant wads of cash on my way to a strip club with better facilities.

Me: Some guy at Bada Bing called me fat.
Ryan: Think about the start of that sentence. Most girls who start a sentence with, “some guy at Bada Bing” end it with “date raped me” so I’d say you got off lightly.

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6 Responses to “Conversations at a strip club”

I hate it when strip clubs don’t have ATMs. How else are we able to support their ice addiction.

Comment by OneEyeSquint on October 6th, 2010

I love the random convo posts. I would totally love to go out drinking with you sometime, i think it could be a righteous occasion if the 2 of us got hammered.

Comment by SexyNinjaMonkey on October 6th, 2010

I’ve never been chatted up on someone else’s blog before, but sure what the hell.

Comment by OneEyeSquint on October 6th, 2010

I’m glad you two were able to find each other like this.

Comment by Annik on October 6th, 2010

He had me at ‘righteous’

Comment by OneEyeSquint on October 6th, 2010

H’mmm… I think i should slowly back away before this winds up in bed.

Comment by SexyNinjaMonkey on October 10th, 2010

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