Conversations over Mario Kart

February 9th, 2011

JC: Shit, I’m coming last. This must be what it feels like to be Ryan.
Ryan: Fuck you.

Me: Why do boys get so angry over a game?
Ryan: FUCK YOU, YOU FUCKING FAT FUCK.
Me: Who, me?
Ryan: No, the penguin.

Me: I won!
Ryan: Fuck you.

Me: Maybe you’re just not a very good driver.
Ryan: I’m going to ignore that comment, because it came from a woman.

JC: Don’t worry, Ryan. At least you came third the most number of times?
Me: Yeah, out of three people.
Ryan: I’m going to go outside, kill a turtle, remove its shell and beat you both to death with it.

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Comment by Tweets that mention Neekersneakers » Conversations over Mario Kart -- Topsy.com on February 9th, 2011

I think your posts about Ryan amuse me the most.

Comment by Michelle on February 10th, 2011

girls gaming is sexy

Comment by sam on February 14th, 2011

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Comment by Dane on February 25th, 2011

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Comment by Dane on February 25th, 2011

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