Search terms containing my name – part 5 (I do love you)

I wish Annik Skelton would write about walking around in her underwear more often.

When is Annik Skelton going to realise that it’s Mike putting silly things in google and making it look like it’s Dave?

I wish Annik Skelton would rim herself.

Annik Skelton is a spunkatron and I’d do her any day of the week – she doesn’t trace IP addresses does she?

I had a sexy dream about Annik Skelton.

Why won’t Annik Skelton love me!?!?!?!?!?!

Annik Skelton sucks donkey dick

Annik Skelton buttplug

Annik Skelton georgie the cat

Why is Annik Skelton such a whore?

Annik Skelton needs to come to Matthew’s 25th.

Can I get Annik Skelton with chips thanks?

Does Annik Skelton use a small hand mirror?

I realised I hadn’t stalked Annik Skelton via google in a long time now. Sorry, Annik. I hope you don’t think I don’t still creepily internet obsess over your site. Because I do. Over your site, that is. Not you. Not that you’re not obsessable, it’s just that I’m happily married.

I sit on chat roulette hoping when I hit next I’ll see Annik Skelton.

I’m now too scared to use chat roulette in case I meet Annik Skelton and she makes fun of my penis on her blog.

Will Annik Skelton save Haiti?