Me: I got an angry message from this girl on Facebook and she was literally too stupid for me to respond to. Are people really that dumb, on average?
Ryan: Well, Two and a Half Men is the most popular sitcom on television.
Me: Is this joke too racist for me to tweet?
Ryan: In no way am I the best person to ever ask that question.
Ryan: Oh you have a Nickelback album in your iTunes. Do you want me to delete it for you?
Ryan: I don’t like it when girls are too tall. If I have to look up to a girl when I’m talking to her, it doesn’t feel right. I know it sounds misogynistic to say this, but I just don’t think I should ever have to look up to a woman.
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