Conversations with Ryan

March 15th, 2011

Me: I got an angry message from this girl on Facebook and she was literally too stupid for me to respond to. Are people really that dumb, on average?
Ryan: Well, Two and a Half Men is the most popular sitcom on television.

While watching Aliens
Ryan: Do movies like this make you all proud to be a woman and shit?
Me: What do you mean?
Ryan: You know, seeing Ripley charge back into the spaceship on her own, guns blazing, doing it for the chicks.
Me: No, it just makes me think, “What are you doing? Your dumb maternal instincts are going to get you killed.” This is why they don’t let women join the army.

Me: Is this joke too racist for me to tweet?
Ryan: In no way am I the best person to ever ask that question.

Ryan: Oh you have a Nickelback album in your iTunes. Do you want me to delete it for you?

Ryan: I don’t like it when girls are too tall. If I have to look up to a girl when I’m talking to her, it doesn’t feel right. I know it sounds misogynistic to say this, but I just don’t think I should ever have to look up to a woman.

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I have to agree with him on the Nickelback thing.. what was it doing on there!??

Comment by Jessica on March 15th, 2011

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