Conversations in Newcastle

March 25th, 2011

Me: I think that guy is checking me out.
Mitch: It’s possible.
Me: Well I still have all my teeth.

Mitch: Don’t turn around. Jennifer Hawkins just walked in.
Elle: Oh my god.
Mitch: She’s so sexy.
Me: She’s not that sexy. Me and Elle are just as sexy as she is.
Mitch: What are you putting on your hand?
Me: It’s hydrocortisone cream. For my eczema.
Elle: Have you tried cracking open Vitamin E caps? That’s what I do when I get that rash on my thighs.

Me: I just saw a black person on your street!
Mitch: I guess we’ll have to move then…

Mitch: Fuck, I could never live in Sydney.

Me: Fuck, I could never live in Newcastle.

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3 Responses to “Conversations in Newcastle”

Not one comment? Fuck, I am boring!

Comment by Mitch on March 29th, 2011

I guess I just don’t get it… are you trying to say that rubbing hydro cortisone cream into your eczema isn’t sexy? That’s not what my GP told me…

Comment by Jessica on March 30th, 2011

This Mitch person is new. He has a lot to live up to if he wants to compete with Ryan.

Comment by Michelle on March 31st, 2011

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