Me: I think that guy is checking me out.
Mitch: It’s possible.
Me: Well I still have all my teeth.
Mitch: Don’t turn around. Jennifer Hawkins just walked in.
Elle: Oh my god.
Mitch: She’s so sexy.
Me: She’s not that sexy. Me and Elle are just as sexy as she is.
Mitch: What are you putting on your hand?
Me: It’s hydrocortisone cream. For my eczema.
Elle: Have you tried cracking open Vitamin E caps? That’s what I do when I get that rash on my thighs.
Me: I just saw a black person on your street!
Mitch: I guess we’ll have to move then…
Mitch: Fuck, I could never live in Sydney.
Me: Fuck, I could never live in Newcastle.