Unintentionally politically incorrect conversations with my mother

July 26th, 2011

At the terracotta warriors exhibition…
Mum: They say that every warrior was crafted to look like an actual living soldier at the time. Each statue is unique.
Me: Really?
Mum: Well, who knows.. They’re Chinese so they all look the same anyway.

After a trip to Guatemala…
Mum: The toilets over there were awful. The only decent one I found was a disabled cubicle at a restaurant. It had better toilet paper.
Me: That’s weird.
Mum: I know, why bother? It’s not like they can feel the difference.

Upon hearing the news that my cousin and her girlfriend were engaged…
Mum: To do what?

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6 Responses to “Unintentionally politically incorrect conversations with my mother”

Ha! My 65 year old dad is the same way. Old people are crazy.

Comment by Carri on December 24th, 2011

You are hysterical. Or your mom is. Likely both, anyway, my point is Noa has good taste and I’m having a great time bouncing around on your blog. (Sorry about the unintentional “that’s what she said” setup.)

Comment by K A B L O O E Y on December 24th, 2011

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Comment by Unintentionally Politically Incorrect Conversations With My Dad | Mommy’s Little Monster on December 24th, 2011

I had to read the one about the disabled bathroom toilet paper twice to get it and now I can’t stop laughing! So glad Noa shared your blog :)

Comment by Courtney on December 24th, 2011

Noa sent me! I’m so glad she did! Oh and the ‘Chinese thing’, I do it ALL the time. I also have the belief that they all know each other.

Comment by Loren A on December 25th, 2011

Another Noa sendover. You both know funny real good, but Mom trumps. Cheers, CA

Comment by Carol-Anne on December 25th, 2011

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