Insulting things fitness instructors have said to me

October 24th, 2011

Pilates teacher: You have what we call a “floppy” body.

Yogi: Your hips are really…open.

Personal trainer: You don’t have a lot of fat on you – it just all happens to be on your arms.

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Who the fuck are these people and what the fuck are they doing in the health and wellness industry?

Related: how many yoga teachers do you know who say fuck as much as I do (and wear stilettos)?

Op cit: Probably not helping the cause am I?

Comment by Caveat Calcei on October 25th, 2011

I have never heard a yoga teacher say fuck (except you.)

Comment by Annik on October 26th, 2011

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Comment by Funny Bitch Friday: NeekerSneakers | Oh Noa. on December 23rd, 2011

Things I’d like to say to a fitness instructor:

Hey, fuckstick, sorry I can’t work out 6 hours a day for my job, like you. When’s the last time you solved a differential equation, ya fuck?

It’s funny how often these people who epitomize health and fitness die in their forties. My grandfather had the physique of Winston Churchill and he lived to be 95. Put that in your pipe and smoke it, thumbdick.

Comment by Bill G. on December 27th, 2011

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