Search terms containing my name – part 5 (I do love you)

March 1st, 2011

I wish Annik Skelton would write about walking around in her underwear more often.

When is Annik Skelton going to realise that it’s Mike putting silly things in google and making it look like it’s Dave?

I wish Annik Skelton would rim herself.

Annik Skelton is a spunkatron and I’d do her any day of the week – she doesn’t trace IP addresses does she?

I had a sexy dream about Annik Skelton.

Why won’t Annik Skelton love me!?!?!?!?!?!

Annik Skelton sucks donkey dick

Annik Skelton buttplug

Annik Skelton georgie the cat

Why is Annik Skelton such a whore?

Annik Skelton needs to come to Matthew’s 25th.

Can I get Annik Skelton with chips thanks?

Does Annik Skelton use a small hand mirror?

I realised I hadn’t stalked Annik Skelton via google in a long time now. Sorry, Annik. I hope you don’t think I don’t still creepily internet obsess over your site. Because I do. Over your site, that is. Not you. Not that you’re not obsessable, it’s just that I’m happily married.

I sit on chat roulette hoping when I hit next I’ll see Annik Skelton.

I’m now too scared to use chat roulette in case I meet Annik Skelton and she makes fun of my penis on her blog.

Will Annik Skelton save Haiti?

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Search terms containing my name – part 4 (I’m still not gay)

March 18th, 2010

even a burberry cactus weeps for annik skelton

I’m going to get really drunk and break stuff at annik skelton’s house warming

there are manwhores that dig annik skelton and themselves

annik skelton is a terrible child

annik skelton left pitt st and my life is an empty abyss

annik skelton won’t support my baby until I get a paternity test, I’m just not sure it’s hers

i really really really hope annik skelton comes to our xmas party because she owes me one for not showing up to my birthday party when she said she would

who is hedge monkey annik skelton?

“annik skelton” in a bed made of cock

annik skelton (neekerskeakers) is utterly spectacular and sexy like a dalek

annik skelton has pubic hair on her elbow

annik skelton plays with dead children

heh heh annik skelton heh heh

tonguing with annik skelton

what did annik skelton get for xmas

“annik skelton” slept with tim allen

annik skelton ate my hat. it was a nice hat, too

annik skelton has the hair and toes of an angel

annik skelton is a poo god

annik skelton is getting drunk. later she will lick dead mice

annik skelton is like she-ra but betterer and more lovely xx

annik skelton kissed a girl and she liked it

annik skelton puked on my shoes and it was totally endearing

annik skelton queening me.

annik skelton waves farewell to the cunt bus. the cunts don’t notice

annik skelton would make an awesome ikea shopping partner

annik skelton, party with her i would. bone her also.

annik skelton, this is your mother, have you had a smear test recently?

annik skelton, writer

i got annik skelton a latex catsuit for christmas.

i really want to see annik skelton before i go home for christmas

i spoke to annik skelton for 5 seconds at #digicitz and it reminded me that i hadn’t left creepy search terms on her site stats for a while. hi. not actually creepy, just easily amused.

i want annik skelton to finally admit how gay she is

jesus fucking christ annik skelton just shut the fuck up already, nobody cares

the wind was too strong for annik skelton to fly her kite with her congenital defect

why is annik skelton such a whore?

annik skelton ate my dog and didn’t even have the common curtesy to shit out the collar

annik skelton being violated by christians

annik skelton has a perty mouth

annik skelton in latex gives me mad boner time. schwing!

annik skelton is a bum man

annik skelton left me at the altar but then made up for it with kinky pre-marital sex

annik skelton secretly wants to be a pastor at hillsong

annik skelton twiddles my nipples

annik skelton will be the president of the world someday, you mark my words

i knew annik skelton before she was famous and i loved her then

i bet annik skelton is secretly a nice person

i hope annik skelton doesn’t find my secret facebook group about her

i should really be working instead of googling annik skelton

i want to see annik skelton drunk at the white party

if i couldn’t be me, i’d like to be annik skelton

is annik skelton a scam?

life would never be dull with annik skelton around

one day the mouse corpse will lick annik skelton right back

searching for annik skelton also brought up the encyclopedia of serial killers

there is nothing more than annik skelton sitting in this bucket, and i have the measuring tools to prove it

why won’t annik skelton stop being so highly strung so i can finally get the guts to fuck her?

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Search terms containing my name (p.s. I’m seriously not gay. And I’m not short. Fuck you.)

November 24th, 2009

annik skelton keeps her boobs in tupperware containers at night. keeps em fresh

annik skelton queening me.

annik skelton should post more pictures of kittens. i like kittens. they’re cute. unlike me. now i’m sad

if annik skelton isn’t a lesbian what is she?

i googled annik skelton and all i got was this book about dudes with no balls

i hope annik skelton doesn’t think less of me because i enjoy googling her name

i will name my first born son annik skelton

the incredibly pretentious and unfunny annik skelton (editor’s note: fuck you)

“annik skelton” but we want you to be a lesbian

annik skelton reads pigs dont fly dot com

i am training to be a nurse so i can sponge bath annik skelton when she is 80

i read annik skelton’s blog and all i got was this quote

annik is gay

annik porn

annik skelton a friend to the poor?

annik skelton as interesting as paint drying (editor’s note: fuck you as well)

annik skelton is a closet nerd and everyone knows it

annik skelton is in lesbian denial

annik skelton licks mouse corpses

annik skelton might be satan – how can i tell?

annik skelton rides the whore bus

annik skelton should really get back to work

annik skelton should stop being soft and drink at daves party

annik skelton sold her soul to agency land and all i got was… well i got fuck all really. damn.

annik skelton treat you can eat between meals without ruining your appetite

i really want annik skelton to come to my birthday party, love dave

i searched for annik skelton and all i got was this lousy website

i want to make hot girl love to annik skelton

i want to marry annik skelton

sponge skelton parts

the mouse corpse licked by annik skelton was actually a lemur

why can’t i see annik skelton in daylight?

would annik skelton ever get trapped in a sleeping bag?

annik skelton can’t save you now

annik skelton got me pregnant then never returned my calls

annik skelton is a hot piece of pie

annik skelton is gay

annik skelton is pretty short, but that’s cool i guess

annik skelton is the purple teletubby

annik skelton looks like she would wear the pants

annik skelton once shot a midget. true story.

annik skelton provides tutelage to infants

annik skelton should read the bible to me by candlelight

annik sklton stop twitter time

annik skelton wants to fly kites but can’t owing to a congential defect

cheering up annik skelton with rubbish search terms

i met annik skelton once at the pub. she smiled, shook my hand and politely introduced herself. we didn’t speak again. i suspect i was too drunk to make conversation at the time. true story.

i want to snort cocaine from annik skelton’s big black cock

i went to annik skelton and all i got was this fucking search term

what is annik skelton really searching for?

when i think about annik skelton i touch myself

when the sun doth explode on annik skelton

when will annik skelton come to canberra?

when will annik skelton transform into a semi deified being?

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Search terms containing my name – part 2 (p.s. leave my mum alone)

October 7th, 2009

annik skelton likes bortflancrest, homewrecker
all jokes aside, annik skelton is damn hot
i’m going to name my balls annik skelton
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annik skelton is not a whore, she’s a dancer
annik skelton should stop checking her stats and get back to work
i dont know annik skelton but im sure she is a nice person and not at all like some of those creepy search terms
i will name my first born son annik skelton
i wonder if annik skelton is on the pill
is annik skelton the seafolly girl?
annik skelton annoys the hell out of me
annik skelton ate my babies but i still forgive her because she’s cute
i am going to name my willy annik skelton
i like annik skelton because her hatred for paulo coelho is all consuming. you’ve gotta love that passion
i’m going to name my child annik skelton then get an abortion
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annik skelton is hotter than my quad core pc
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annik skelton meets truckers on facebook
annik skelton playing bongo drums
annik skelton said she is not a lesbian so stop googling that but now she has said it it is all i can think about
annik skelton tastes like fish
annik skelton tortures small animals
annik skelton would notice me if i shave a heart in my pubes
annik skelton, easily my 7th best shag
does lady annik skelton have a dick like lady gaga?
i don’t want to marry her, but i would enjoy casual meaningless sex with annik skelton
i know annik skelton isn’t a lesbian, but this will piss her off
i met annik skelton at the pub and she seemed kinda nice
i want to marry annik skelton
i went to annik skelton and all i got was this lousy t-shirt
i would marry annik skelton just so she could post sickly wedding photos to facebook
i’m going to name my high elf roleplaying character annik skelton
if i ever need a liver transplant i hope annik skelton isn’t the donor
no wonder annik skelton turned out gay – look at her mother!
annik skelton can play with my pc any day
annik skelton got beat up by a junkie and all i got was this lousy search term
annik skelton is better than sex
annik skelton smells like fish
annik skelton was conjured from a hand of glory
annik skelton. it’s what’s for dinner.
i am sitting outside annik skelton’s window
i wish i was neurotic so i could date annik skelton
uncle sam wants annik skelton

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Search terms containing my name (p.s. you guys are gross)

September 3rd, 2009

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i bought annik skelton a diamond ring when she really wanted cock
i bought annik skelton a diamond ring when she really wanted mangoes
i stood in a big pile of annik skelton and now my shoes are ruined
i will protect annik skelton on the bus
if annik skelton loved me she’d tweet this
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annik skelton lies
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i beat off to annik skelton while i poop
when i think about annik skelton and jesus, i touch myself
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is annik skelton a girl or a boy?
“annik skelton” loves it up the butt
annik skelton ate my baby
annik skelton likes doing donuts
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annik skelton has a skeleton
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i would put my finger in the butt of annik skelton
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when will annik skelton lose it like britney?
which mcdonalds breakfast menu item does annik skelton most resemble?

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